I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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