That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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