yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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