Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
it glows. i had to have it.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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