Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Randomize
