i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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