You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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