I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
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you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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