Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You made out with two different species that night
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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