3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
where are my pants?
in the oven.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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