Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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