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• (410): View more from Maryland

  he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.

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• (845): View more from New York

  no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.

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  You wear Armani Exchange.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this

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• (818): View more from California

  Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.

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