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(713): View more from Texas

38 yer olds are good kisserssss

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.

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(702): View more from Nevada

That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?

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(561): View more from Florida

i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.

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(631): View more from New York

She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.

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(254): View more from Texas

You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"

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(979): View more from Texas

The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.

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