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• (248): View more from Michigan

  No idea how I passed that sobriety test.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  You told your family you're bi over the phone?!

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  We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.

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• (559): View more from California

  Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.

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