I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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