I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I just had sex on a roof
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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