is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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