Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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