Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Randomize
