i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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