ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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