you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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