Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
