It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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