winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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