You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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