I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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