I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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