So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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