I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
The uberlube is also flammable
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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