New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
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You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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