I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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