is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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