I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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