Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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