i don't plan on having that self control this summer
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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