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• (509): View more from Washington

  My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?

  (541): View more from Oregon

  It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.

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• (858): View more from California

  So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions

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• (360): View more from Washington

  She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Last time i carry you out of a forest

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• (516): View more from New York

  The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.

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  I'm so proud, I have tears

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• (207): View more from Maine

  i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier

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• (331): View more from Illinois

  The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Hey do you remember me?

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  You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?

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