what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
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Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
My vagina is officially offended.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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