I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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