whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i think i have two assholes
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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