he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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