There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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