people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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