Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
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She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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