her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I love you. Go after that dick
how drunk are you?
Several
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
Randomize
