why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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