capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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