so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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