porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Your dad touched me again.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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