Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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