scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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