IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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