Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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