he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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