Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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