Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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