I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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