Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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