Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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