would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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