If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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