Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
