ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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