I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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