I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
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No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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