omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank