what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Randomize
