So drunk, too bad you don't want this
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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