Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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