I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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